Embrace the Oregonian spirit with a wink and a smile in our “Oregonians Don’t Tan, They Rust” tee. Perfect for anyone who’s ever chuckled at their own weather-worn reflection, this shirt is a badge of honor for the rain-loving locals. From the misty coasts to the drizzle-drenched valleys, let’s face it, who needs a sun-kissed glow when you’ve got the resilient charm of the evergreen state? Slip into this tee and wear your ‘rust’ with pride, knowing that in Oregon, every drop of rain is just another love note from the sky.
Tailored for the true Northwesterner, our tee is:
• Heavily Crafted: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), it’s like wearing a cloud made of Oregon’s finest morning fog.
• Everlasting Wear: Pre-shrunk fabric ensures your tee remains a staple through the seasons, much like the enduring Douglas Fir.
• Structurally Sound: Side-seamed construction provides a fit that’s as reliable as the St. John’s Bridge.
• Comfortably Braced: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means you’re ready to shoulder any weather the Beaver State throws your way.